Masturbation to be eliminated in new Bush initiative
http://www.againstamerica.com/articlelive/articles/5/1/Masturbation-to-be-eliminated-in-new-Bush-initiative/Page1.html
editorial staff
By editorial staff
Published on 11/4/2006
According to www.whitehouse.org, the self-titled "Officious Website of President George W. Bush" the President is to introduce an ambitious new phase in the fight to preserve all that is decent in America. Conceived and championed by the revered Republican think tank Americans for Purity, "Operation Infinite Purity" is dedicated to the complete eradication of masturbation from American soil by the year 2008. Masturbation is more dangerous than atheism. Doctors of a generation ago knew this, but over the course of recent Democratic administrations, and their prevailing philosophy of "if it feels good, do it" – this problem has spiralled out of control. Myth: There are bigger problems than masturbation, like drugs and AIDS. Reality: Experts estimate that there are at least 150,000 Americans masturbating RIGHT NOW! Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month.
According to www.whitehouse.org, the self-titled "Officious Website of President George W. Bush" the President is to introduce an ambitious new phase in the fight to preserve all that is decent in America. Conceived and championed by the revered Republican think tank Americans for Purity, "Operation Infinite Purity" is dedicated to the complete eradication of masturbation from American soil by the year 2008. Masturbation is more dangerous than atheism. Doctors of a generation ago knew this, but over the course of recent Democratic administrations, and their prevailing philosophy of "if it feels good, do it" – this problem has spiralled out of control. Myth: There are bigger problems than masturbation, like drugs and AIDS. Reality: Experts estimate that there are at least 150,000 Americans masturbating RIGHT NOW! Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month.